Whirligigs

by O. Henry


Contents

CHAPTER I THE WORLD AND THE DOOR
CHAPTER II THE THEORY AND THE HOUND
CHAPTER III THE HYPOTHESES OF FAILURE
CHAPTER IV CALLOWAY’S CODE
CHAPTER V A MATTER OF MEAN ELEVATION
CHAPTER VI “GIRL”
CHAPTER VII SOCIOLOGY IN SERGE AND STRAW
CHAPTER VIII THE RANSOM OF RED CHIEF
CHAPTER IX THE MARRY MONTH OF MAY
CHAPTER X A TECHNICAL ERROR
CHAPTER XI SUITE HOMES AND THEIR ROMANCE
CHAPTER XII THE WHIRLIGIG OF LIFE
CHAPTER XIII A SACRIFICE HIT
CHAPTER XIV THE ROADS WE TAKE
CHAPTER XV A BLACKJACK BARGAINER
CHAPTER XVI THE SONG AND THE SERGEANT
CHAPTER XVII ONE DOLLAR’S WORTH
CHAPTER XVIII A NEWSPAPER STORY
CHAPTER XIX TOMMY’S BURGLAR
CHAPTER XX A CHAPARRAL CHRISTMAS GIFT
CHAPTER XXI A LITTLE LOCAL COLOUR
CHAPTER XXII GEORGIA’S RULING
CHAPTER XXIII BLIND MAN’S HOLIDAY
CHAPTER XXIV MADAME BO-PEEP, OF THE RANCHES

I
THE WORLD AND THE DOOR

A favourite dodge to get your story read by the public is to assert that it istrue, and then add that Truth is stranger than Fiction. I do not know if theyarn I am anxious for you to read is true; but the Spanish purser of the fruitsteamer El Carrero swore to me by the shrine of Santa Guadalupe that hehad the facts from the U. S. vice-consul at La Paz—a person who could notpossibly have been cognizant of half of them.

As for the adage quoted above, I take pleasure in puncturing it by affirmingthat I read in a purely fictional story the other day the line:“‘Be it so,’ said the policeman.” Nothing so strangehas yet cropped out in Truth.

When H. Ferguson Hedges, millionaire promoter, investor and man-about-New-York,turned his thoughts upon matters convivial, and word of it went “down theline,” bouncers took a precautionary turn at the Indian clubs, waitersput ironstone china on his favourite tables, cab drivers crowded close to thecurbstone in front of all-night cafés, and careful cashiers in his regularhaunts charged up a few bottles to his account by way of preface andintroduction.

As a money power a one-millionaire is of small account in a city where the manwho cuts your slice of beef behind the free-lunch counter rides to work in hisown automobile. But Hedges spent

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