OLD MOLE
BEING THE SURPRISING ADVENTURES IN ENGLAND OF HERBERT JOCELYN BEENHAM, M.A., SOMETIME SIXTH-FORM MASTER AT THRIGSBY GRAMMAR SCHOOL IN THE COUNTY OF LANCASTER
BY
GILBERT CANNAN
AUTHOR OF “ROUND THE CORNER”
D. APPLETON AND COMPANY
NEW YORK LONDON
1917
Copyright, 1914. by
D. APPLETON AND COMPANY
TO
MY WIFE
J’aime les fables des philosophes, je ris de celles des enfants, et je hais celles des imposteurs.
L’INGÉNU.
CONTENTS
PAGE | |||
I. | PRELUDE | 3 | |
II. | MARRIAGE | 99 | |
III. | INTERLUDE | 147 | |
IV. | TOYS | 171 | |
V. | IN THE SWIM | 203 | |
VI. | OUT OF IT | 289 | |
VII. | APPENDIX | 347 |
I
PRELUDE
His star is a strange one! One that leadeth him to fortune by the path of frowns! to greatness by the aid of thwackings!
THE SHAVING OF SHAGPAT
I
PRELUDE
A SENSITIVE observer, who once spent a week in theatrical lodgings in Thrigsby, has described the moral atmosphere of the place as “harsh listlessness shot with humor.” That is about as far as you can get in a week. It is farther than Herbert Jocelyn Beenham, M.A. (Oxon.), got in the twenty-five years he had given to the instruction of the youth of Thrigsby in its Grammar School—the foundation of an Elizabethan bishop. Ambition ever leads a man away from Thrigsby. Having none, H. J. Beenham had stayed there, a