When Strephon shuts the ledger to,Relinquishing his duties,And takes the train from WaterlooFor Clapham's rural beautiesHe dearly loves en route, we read,To smoke the solitary weed.
His hopes, alas, are quickly dashed,For Chloë, maid provoking!Alertly enters, unabashed,The carriage labelled "Smoking";His frown, his powerful cigar,His match—all unavailing are.
Yes, Chloë comes, and brings no doubt,A friend to talk of fashions,While Strephon lets his weed go out,A prey to angry passions,Which, later on, released will beWithin the excellent D. T.
Yet grieve not so, ungallant swain,Nor curse this innovation,Or, even if you do, refrainFrom words like "frequentation,"But really, you should do no lessThan cease to curse, and wholly bless.
For if the charm this female bandFinds in you so immense is,That they contentedly can standThe smell your weed dispenses,A compliment they pay you thenYou will not gain from fellow-men!