Punch, Or the London Charivari Volume 107, November 24, 1894 edited by Sir Francis Burnand
THE HAYMARKET HEROINE.
A THRILLING MOMENT; OR, GO IN AND WYNN.
The Rev. Stephen Wynn startled by a Woman with a good many Tails about her!
Says Mrs. Patrick Campbell, "Wasn't I a quite first ranker, eh? As A. Pinero's—thePinero's—Second Mrs. Tanqueray? We know that reputations great have often been, and are made, By such a part, but not by Mister Arthur Jones's barmaid. Though then there was a chance when both the men began to gamble; Yet—no—I never cared for it," quoth Mrs. Patrick Campbell. "When at the T. R. H. I feared, and so did Mr. Tree, That Haddon Chambers hadn't an apartment fit for me. Kate Cloud is rather hazy; but they said 'there will for you be "bus,"' (Theatrical for 'business')—which seems to me in nubibus. For I'm a shady heroine of squalor not romance, For passion and emotion I have barely got a chance. I'm in a yacht both first and last, and what becomes of me I am not very certain, and no more is Mr. Tree, As at the finish both of us are thoroughly at sea. For the villain there's Charles Cartwright, and, speaking for myself, I Preferred him when, more villainous, he was at the Adelphi. They talk a deal of Pat-mos (a name that sounds like two), A mixture of Hibernian that's 'Pat' with 'Moss,' He-brew, This coupled too with John-a-Dreams,—of course there's no offence Intended, yet it has a smack of some irreverence. The play's successful to a point, the critics say 'no doubt of it,' But were I Mister Tree I would cut thirty minutes out of it. I finish with no postscript, I commenced with no preamble, And sign myself devotedly, your Paula Patrick Campbell."