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Wisdom While
You Wait
BEING A FORETASTE OF
THE GLORIES OF THE
‘INSIDECOMPLETUAR
BRITANNIAWARE’....
PRINTED FOR PRIVATE CIRCULATION
1902
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Guten Morgan! Have you used
PIERPONT’S SOAP?
PIERPONT’S SOAP defies Competition.
PIERPONT’S SOAP knocks spots off the Leopard.
PIERPONT’S SOAP lubricates the Universe.
PIERPONT’S SOAP makes a Lather of the Milky Way.
PIERPONT’S SOAP makes the Stars White.
TESTIMONIAL.
MR. YERKES writes: ‘What a Soap!’
DR. BILL’S PALE PILLS for PINK PEOPLE
TESTIMONIALS.
‘Before I tried Dr. Bill’s remedy I lived in Reading;now I live in the Isle of White.’
‘Before taking your Pills Icould never write a testimonial without blushing. Now I can write fiftya day without changing colour.’—THE BARONESS ROUGEMONT.
PALE PILLS for PINK PEOPLE
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YOUare old, Father Thunderer, old and austere;
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The Editors.
WILLIAM HOHENZOLLERN.
MR. C. F. MOBERLY BELL.
MESSRS. WOOLLAND, BROS.
MR. WILLIAM WHITELEY.
MR. DANIEL LENO.
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