Prologues, with caustic touch, have often tried |
To probe your spleen, prove knaves and fools allied; |
Have twisted words and wit ten thousand ways, |
To shew that these are most degenerate days! |
A different task be ours.—We'll prove that you |
Are wise and happy. Nay! tho' strange, 'tis true! |
First on your safety think! now belles appear |
By ample bulwarks guarded, front and rear! |
Now male and female amble, side by side, |
Exempt from harm, by breast-works fortify'd! |
Here polygons defend Miss Molly's breast! |
There horn-works hush the husband's fears to rest |
By ramparts, daily rais'd, he's freed from cares; |
If he'll but grant sufficient for repairs. |
Our strength thus prov'd, proceed we to disclose |
How new-made wealth thro' new-made channels flows! |
How rich we are, in medal-rust and rare things! |
In copper coins, gilt pence and—Queen-Anne-farthings! |
How shells, stuff'd monkies, and Cremonas old, |
In hand of Auctioneer, are current gold! |
He "Going! going!" cries. "The hammer's up! |
"This fine antique! this Roman——caudle-cup!" |
A gem so rare makes connoisseurs turn pale, |
Fearful, alike, to purchase or to fail! |
Hope trembles, starts, from lip to lip rebounds, |
'Till down she's knock'd by—Ah!—one thousand pounds! |
The envied purchaser, with joy elate, |
Pays for his prize by—selling his estate! |
While Smirk, in florid style, words nicely plac'd, |
Protests theee lot does, anner to his taste! (Mimicking.) |
Yes! sure you're happy! and should rest content, |
Now landscapes are reduced fifteen per cent: |
And Claude's and Titian's new-found wonders may |
By new-made Peers be bought—if new-made Peers can pay. |